Tyrannosaurus REX!

Tyrannosaurus REX!
Eats through your bones with one little SNAP!
Juggles your head for a moment in its tiny arms
(That are bigger than your thighs),
Catches it on the tip of its tongue,
Swallows it with a contented SIIIIIGH.

Tyro-Rexus hops onto a log,
Balances for a moment,
Sneezes, wipes its nose on a passing Ant-Eater,
Wonders about the Future …

Will there be spaceships?
Vacuum-packed and liquidised humans?
And how will it fit into a spacesuit?
When it travels to the stars,
Will other races see it as some sort of weird alien?

Tyro-Rexus laughs.
The very idea!
An Alien, indeed!

Aliens have lots of teeth,
Eat everything that moves,
And are indestuctible MONSTERS!
Tyro-Rexus smiles to himself,
Thinks of his children,
Wonders who’s done the washing up,
Bites a Pterodactyl in half
And saunters home, humming.

5/12/07

  1. 1

    Comment by tom

    good to copy for ma hmwk

    Posted on: January 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

  2. 2

    Comment by prudence

    Gd 2 copy 4 ma project! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Posted on: February 17th, 2009 at 5:34 am

  3. 3

    Comment by kins

    good to do all my hmwk and practally all of my work

    Posted on: May 8th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

  4. 4

    Comment by Anonymous

    thanx for doin my hw!!

    Posted on: October 5th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

  5. 5

    Comment by sasha

    thanks for doing my hw!

    Posted on: April 1st, 2010 at 11:17 am

  6. 6

    Comment by Marie

    Thank you ! you’ve done my hmw :)

    Posted on: January 30th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

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