Welcome to Tanzania -
Here poverty is so way off the scale that normal poverty looks rich.
Welcome to Tanzania -
The military air-traffic control system that brought you here
Was FOUR TIMES overpriced.
Welcome to Tanzania -
Jack Straw, Tony Blair and Geoff Hoon
Are pleased to save 250 jobs in the Isle of Wight!
Welcome to Tanzania -
I wonder how many people will therefore die ?
Welcome to Tanzania -
Your arrival was safeguarded by a £40 million loan from Barclays Bank,
Our ethical foreign policy allowed you to fly,
Courtesy of BAE.
Welcome to Tanzania -
Here in la-la land
We are helped in our la-la view of the world
By the la-la policies
Of the la-la folks across the Great Water.
Welcome to Tanzania!
Sing it now: la la la, Tanzania !
A glorious white elephant involving a military products company that is regularly accused of corruption and a bunch of low-quality politicians who were later involved in the Iraq war.