I love you when you pick your nose

I love you when you pick your nose,
I love you when you fart;
A love like this must surely
Be coming from my heart.

I love you when you shout at me,
I love you when you swear;
A love like this must really
Be because I care.

I love you when you’re moody,
I love you when you’re gross;
A love like this can only
Mean that we are close.

A short silly poem about relationships.
  1. 1

    Comment by Murtaza

    the worst poem in the history yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted on: September 28th, 2009 at 11:48 am

  2. 2

    Comment by amy

    it is the yukest pome 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!peace

    Posted on: October 19th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

  3. 3

    Comment by Brian

    Actually, as a parent who has lived through three teenagers and one still yet to get there, I understand. Nicely done.

    Posted on: January 19th, 2010 at 8:40 pm

  4. 4

    Comment by Anastasia

    I think it’s cute !!!!!

    Posted on: February 10th, 2010 at 5:58 am

  5. 5

    Comment by elijah

    grooss..

    Posted on: February 25th, 2010 at 9:44 am

  6. 6

    Comment by sophia

    I love this poem!! It’s simple, cute, and describes true love pretty well. :P

    Posted on: March 1st, 2010 at 11:19 pm

  7. 7

    Comment by summer

    HAHA!! This is so my mom saying it to my dad

    Posted on: March 13th, 2010 at 8:58 pm

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    Comment by kubra

    wow that’s one hectic poem. its different to any other love poems so that’s what makes it special and…unusual to describe love in a gruesome way

    Posted on: March 20th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

  9. 9

    Comment by sophie

    yuk… but it is the funniest poem ever

    Posted on: July 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 am

  10. 10

    Comment by joy

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute but nasty

    Posted on: September 23rd, 2010 at 10:17 pm

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    Comment by goody

    this is a really cute poem it kinda reminds me of my boyfriend and i

    Posted on: November 11th, 2010 at 9:50 am

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    Comment by wow

    haha i like this poem!its so cute! :) shows that love has no boundaries! <3

    Posted on: February 27th, 2011 at 4:32 am

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    Comment by kennedy

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute but nasty

    Posted on: February 28th, 2011 at 7:50 pm

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    Comment by luci stangby

    soooo cute, wish
    i can find smebody
    like that {can’t}

    Posted on: May 15th, 2011 at 12:34 pm

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    Comment by partygirl101

    so cute just so ggggggggrrrrrrroooooooosssssssssssssss :) :0

    Posted on: May 26th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

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    Comment by abby

    cool yall shouldnt judje

    Posted on: September 2nd, 2011 at 5:41 pm

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