I hate Cooking

Cooking is:

Recipes that call for the eye teeth of small South American rodents,
Grass harvested from the moon,
Nuts that Columbus sat on,
Herbs that grew on a glacier in the Andes,
Fish that swam up the Nile,
Pollen that floated down from Everest.

Cooking is:

2 hours shopping,
2 hours in the kitchen,
10 minutes eating,
1 hour washing up,
3 hours crying.

I HATE cooking!

November 2007

Don’t take this too seriously. It’s just a personal view.

This poem is in the category   "Short Poems"

  1. 1

    Comment by SAFIA

    COOKING IS NOT TOOOO BAD LIKE WAT IT SAYS

    Posted on: February 25th, 2009 at 7:53 am

  2. 2

    Comment by Nat

    I hate cooking if i can avoid it i will. I am currently staying with a friend and he does all the cooking i just love it lol.

    Posted on: October 7th, 2009 at 10:03 am

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