It’s a funny mental right of all Merry Bums to bare arms.
With so many bullets flying,
So many deafs,
U nd 2 pack heat 2 stay alve.
In Ingland even the Please have no arms
(Unless Terry Wrists are around)
Though the Bad Guise ewes them –
Phew! Deafs, lotsa peas -
U’d think the Merry Bums wood know tis, woodn’t ewe?
Translation:
It’s a fundamental right of all Americans to bear arms.
With so many bullets flying,
So many deaths,
You need to pack heat to stay alive.
In England even the police have no arms
(Unless terrorists are around)
Though the bad guys use them -
Few deaths, lots of peace -
You’d think the Americans would notice, wouldn’t you?
