Funny poems

Here's a funny poem for children about an Alien visiting the school playground.

Then there's an amusing poem for children about a boastful girl called Belinda who gets her come-uppance

Regrettably I don't like dogs very much

This is a lighthearted poem about Hunting - imagine if it wasn't animals that were being hunted.

They never did manage to produce an easy to use video recorder, did they?

I don't seem to be the sporting type - Sport takes the piss out of all the sport on telly

A funny poem that's cruel to cats - imagine a Cat being kicked out in the snow on Christmas day for absolutely no reason at all.

And this is a mocking and humorous poem about the French, who would rather chop down Plane trees that get in their way than change their driving habits.

It's followed by a silly, funny poem about a Hedgehog that dared to walk in front of a truck.

Then there's a humorous little poem about a Caterpillar that loved pesticide-free, organic farming.

A mocking poem about Banks and how they treat their customers and staff.

A sardonic and funny look at modern Adventurers who have to go to increasingly outlandish lengths in order to be first at SOMETHING.