In one end goes squashed brute,
Out of the other end comes pavement-turd,
And in-between is a mangy, bad-breathed,
Spittle-mouthed bounding baboon
Slobbering your face off as the grinning owner stands by waiting for applause.
Interchangeable, dog and owner,
Though the bigger fool is the one at the other end of the lead
Demanding unconditional love, subservience,
And craven idolatry.
Shoot them all, owners and dogs,
Put them in cans
And feed them to cats.
Take a guess as to whether or not I like dogs.
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Comment by Anonymous
U SON OF A BITCH
HOW CAN U HATE DOGGIES
Posted on: February 5th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
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Comment by admin
I know, I know, it’s terrible isn’t it? Still, I manage it.
Posted on: February 6th, 2009 at 2:53 am
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Comment by Anonymous
I agree shoot both…..or at least fine the living piss out of the owner who doesn’t clean up or watch their mutt does it’s business.
Posted on: July 14th, 2009 at 9:34 am
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Comment by Anonymous
I HATE dogs too. The owners want you to coo and pet their ugly mutt as it slobbers all over your clothes and gets mangy dog hair all over your nice clean outfit. Also if you have food the f****ing mutt wants to eat it and gets in your face. I hate dogs I hate dogs I hate dogs forever, needy little bastards, and they smell bad too.
Posted on: November 4th, 2009 at 1:08 am
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Comment by Cat
I’m a cat person.
But I don’t hate dogs.
Posted on: November 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am
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Comment by admin
That’s just me.
Too many years of walking in dog-sh*t before dog owners decided that it was about time they became responsible and started picking up the dog’s mess.
Posted on: November 18th, 2009 at 2:05 pm