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Dog Hater

In one end goes squashed brute,
Out of the other end comes pavement-turd,
And in-between is a mangy, bad-breathed,
Spittle-mouthed bounding baboon
Slobbering your face off as the grinning owner stands by waiting for applause.

Interchangeable, dog and owner,
Though the bigger fool is the one at the other end of the lead
Demanding unconditional love, subservience,
And craven idolatry.

Shoot them all, owners and dogs,
Put them in cans
And feed them to cats.

Take a guess as to whether or not I like dogs.

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By James Wed Nov 7th 2012 at 10:52 pm  

Some countries have corporal punishment. Suppose, the punishment for not picking up your mutt’s germ laden filth off the street was, not only a fine, but to have a heavy leather belt publicly cracked across your lousy a**? Do you think this would be an efetive encouragement for muttkeepers to live up to their responsiblities to their fellow human beings; to behave as civilized citizens with a sense of sanitation and cleanliness?

By No Dogs Allowed Sat Jun 23rd 2012 at 3:47 pm  

I love your poem, and I’m going to share it on my site, ”Dog Haters Unite!”

By anonymous Thu Apr 12th 2012 at 8:23 pm  

I hate big dogs not small toy dogs

By James Sat Dec 17th 2011 at 2:48 am  

In Brooklyn, N.Y., many muttlovers have 2 or more s***hounds to foul the pavement. The “pick up” laws will remain a joke, until we have a dog DNA database.

By Cat Mon Nov 16th 2009 at 9:06 am  

I’m a cat person.
But I don’t hate dogs.

By admin Wed Nov 18th 2009 at 2:05 pm  

That’s just me.

Too many years of walking in dog-sh*t before dog owners decided that it was about time they became responsible and started picking up the dog’s mess.

By Anonymous Wed Nov 4th 2009 at 1:08 am  

I HATE dogs too. The owners want you to coo and pet their ugly mutt as it slobbers all over your clothes and gets mangy dog hair all over your nice clean outfit. Also if you have food the f****ing mutt wants to eat it and gets in your face. I hate dogs I hate dogs I hate dogs forever, needy little bastards, and they smell bad too.

By Anonymous Tue Jul 14th 2009 at 9:34 am  

I agree shoot both…..or at least fine the living piss out of the owner who doesn’t clean up or watch their mutt does it’s business.

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