Poem about cooking

COOKING

Cooking is:
Recipes that call for the eye teeth of small South American rodents,
Grass harvested from the moon,
Nuts that Columbus sat on,
Herbs that grew on a glacier in the Andes,
Fish that swam up the Nile,
Pollen that floated down from Everest.

Cooking is:
2 hours shopping,
2 hours in the kitchen,
10 minutes eating,
1 hour washing up,
3 hours crying.

I HATE cooking!

November 2007

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